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I Don't Want to Adult Soy Candle — 8oz Funny Hand-Poured Candle | Valor & Wicks

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Adulting is hard. This candle gets it. "I Don't Want to Adult" is the perfectly relatable candle for the work-from-home crowd, the perpetually burnt-out, and everyone who's ever wanted to cancel all their plans and just light a candle instead.

Beyond the laugh, this is a genuinely exceptional 8oz hand-poured soy candle with a cozy, comforting fragrance that makes staying in feel like the best decision you've made all day. Clean-burning natural soy wax, lead-free wick, and phthalate-free fragrance oil — everything you need to not adult in style.

Details:

  • Size: 8oz
  • Wax: 100% natural soy wax
  • Wick: Lead-free cotton
  • Scent: Cozy, comforting blend (see listing for current scent notes)
  • Burn time: Approx. 40–50 hours
  • Phthalate-free fragrance
  • Fun, relatable label art — ships ready to gift

Perfect for the millennial who has everything, the friend who needs a laugh, or yourself. No judgment.

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