{"product_id":"calm-down-karen-funny-soy-candle","title":"Calm Down Karen Candle — Funny Soy Wax Candle, Unique Gag Gift | Valor \u0026 Wicks","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"w-full border-b border-black\/10 dark:border-gray-900\/50 text-gray-800 dark:text-gray-100 group bg-gray-50 dark:bg-[#444654]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base gap-4 md:gap-6 m-auto md:max-w-2xl lg:max-w-2xl xl:max-w-3xl p-4 md:py-6 flex lg:px-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative flex w-[calc(100%-50px)] flex-col gap-1 md:gap-3 lg:w-[calc(100%-115px)]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-grow flex-col gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-[20px] flex flex-col items-start gap-4 whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose w-full break-words dark:prose-invert light\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor the Karen in your life — or the Karen energy in all of us. \"Calm Down Karen\" is our best-selling funny candle that doubles as a genuinely great soy candle with a calming, soothing scent designed to take the edge off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWhether you're gifting it as a joke, an inside joke, or a passive-aggressive peace offering, this candle brings laughs and relaxation in equal measure. Printed with bold, fun label art and filled with premium soy wax and phthalate-free fragrance, it's a gift that keeps on giving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSize: Varies (see options)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWax: 100% natural soy wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWick: Lead-free cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eScent: Soothing \/ calming blend (see listing for current scent notes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePhthalate-free fragrance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHand-poured in Binghamton, NY\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBold, funny label art — ships ready to gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eGreat white elephant gift, office gift, or passive-aggressive gift for literally anyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"DC-Funny Candle Co","offers":[{"title":"9oz","offer_id":53068589793594,"sku":"DC-2134998","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0990\/2545\/3370\/files\/5_66646c82-26f2-4ef7-be38-93477070f717.png?v=1773671200","url":"https:\/\/valorwickscandles.com\/products\/calm-down-karen-funny-soy-candle","provider":"Valor \u0026 Wicks Candles ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}